Search - Killdozer :: Intellectuals Are the Shoeshine Boys

Simply put: Michael Gerald rules supreme

11/03/1999

(5 out of 5 stars)

"Killdozer was one of the best and most underated bands of the last 15 years. All their stuff is killer. I see one reviewer doesn't get it. Their loss: not for fans of overly-produced kiddie punk. If you've ever crossed state lines on a dark winter night just for a 40oz of Schlitz Red Bull, Killdozer is the band for you."

Granny want some Kolon Blo

Automated Message | SF | 12/09/2007

(5 out of 5 stars)

"First off, Killdozers eat bulldozers for breakfast, semis for lunch and airliners at suppertime. They can take your song and stretch it out for a whole album, and make you feel so jealous and inferior, you will literally drown in your tears. A few words of warning to the ultra tender-hearted: this kind of kerfuffle is so intense, it will spin your bowels around like a potato sack of kittens dropped into a raging sea among the craggy rocks. You'll be a hell-on-wheels grandma sitting in the cab of a three-story-high monster truck, armflab a flag of rusting flesh waving in the wind as you adjust the outside mirror to better view highway patrol vehicles flipping as you dump exacto knives onto the roadway. Bam! Fwipp! You can wake up from your nap now."

Get it for "River" (5 Stars for "River")

Livid Imp | California USA | 06/30/2000

(5 out of 5 stars)

"While I am not that familiar with the album as a whole, I have a copy of "River". Even if I hated every other song...I would still shell-out $ for a copy of "River". The discorded violin gives the listener a brief window into raw emotions related to insanity. Years later, listening to it still gives me chills. This is one of those rare gems that manages to mix a non-classical violin style and hardcore without sounding like a freshman year art project. Inversely, this is not your typical rock-ballad-violin garbage either. The only debate is whether or not you can live with paying $ for a single song. I think it is worth every penny."