Classic B-I-Z to the M-A-R-K-I-E
(4 out of 5 stars)
"Who else can rhyme about taking a dump? No one else. Biz Markie is the only one. The Biz kicks off the 1st verse with the lines:
"I would walk into the bathroom to take a crap,
I sit down, and then I write me a toilet stool rap,
Whether I'm constipated or have diarrhea,
I always come out with a funky fresh idea."And where would we all be without the hook:
"Me sittin on a toilet
Waitin for my bowels to move
I got a doodoo rap
I got a doodoo..."
The song could've been a little longer, but I guess it only took two minutes and thirty-six seconds for the Biz to sit on the crapper and write it.This is a straight-up classic from the clown prince of rap, Biz Markie. Check out his new album, Weekend Warrior, if you get the chance."