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One part thrash metal + one part power metal = ALL PARTS AWE

B. Forrester | Maryland | 07/20/2007

(5 out of 5 stars)

"About a month ago my life was a pitiful wreck. I had a diverse collection of music, but there was something lacking. I was lacking music about killing orcs and killer robots from the future. My neck was pitifully healthy and robust from shortage of head-banging, and I lacked the appropriate soundtrack to accompany my favorite night-time hobby of dressing like King Leonidas from 300 and smashing my neighbor's mailboxes with a golf club.



But then all that changed one day. I spotted a CD with artwork and a band title so chock full of badassery that I had to purchase it. I had low expectations popping the CD into my stereo, but lo and behold I was pinned to the wall from the sheer power of awesome emanating from this CD! The Canadian metal gods blessed us with 3 Inches of Blood and their album Advance and Vanquish, a 10,000 megaton bomb of metal! A whole album about sword fighting, killing orcs, and even a song about a killer robot from the future!



Since getting this CD my life is much better. My Spartan get-up is getting a lot more usage, my neighbors have warrants out for my arrest for destruction of property, and the left side of my body is starting to go numb from the sheer tidal wave of head banging I've been doing! My sudden growth of chest hair may even be a result of this album!



So if you fellow metalhead, lack the awesome power of orc-smashing Canadian metal, pick up Advance and Vanquish today!"