Search - Various Artists :: Xmas Present for You From Zero Hour

This album rulez!

T. S. Hunter | Cedarpines Park, CA, United States | 12/12/2003

(5 out of 5 stars)

"Well, now you know if Maduda ComYULEation hates this album it has to be good. I mean, seriously, who here besides me is super sick and tired of seeing her/him (half dude, half mad) on EVERY Christmas album that is out there with at least one list to go with it, probably three?? Not only that but none of herhim's advice makes any sense, so I think that heher should definitely be sentenced to spend the rest of hisher life on the abandoned planet of the Island of Misfit Toys forever until shehe rots and becomes a piece of space cheese. Anyone who agrees, please vote this review likewise and then amazon can be the judge and jury to carry out the sentencing.

About the album, it's a given that this is a Christmas album for Alternative, Independent and Underground music freaks. All else, stay away. It's not for collectors, only lovers of those types of music. If you don't like that type of music, like the Binch von Maduda ComYULEation does clearly hate this album, then stay VERY FAR AWAY and buy your rat-cheesy Christmas Compilations (the right way to spell it), which there are literally thousands, if not hundreds of thousands of.

Thank you and I hope this helped you. If not, I could go into more detail about each song, but I think that if you needed it, then you really don't know what kind of music you like anyway, and so I'm not sure if I could help you in telling you what to like or not like. Thanks for reading."

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Mitch Mirthman | on the path in search of YULEtide Treasure | 03/29/2001

(3 out of 5 stars)

"But it belongs in the cutout section of any store.This mix is alternative in every sense.Although, track-10 'what i want for christmas ' by Nicole Blackman is a spoken montage that deliviers a rapid sequence of varying states of thought unparelled anywhere.Track-7 'ho ho ho & a bottle of rum'by Cucumbers is an orginal tune with it's yuletide twist.Both tracks score this disc 3 stars for a serious collector,and a few others might rate higher to your ear."