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Santa's lap

Elaine Cory | Lexington, NC United States | 12/11/2002

(5 out of 5 stars)

"I heard this song on the way to work on
the radio show Bob and Sheri. I found myself
laughing out loud. After work I ordered
it immediately. One of the child singers has
cystic fibrosis and some of the proceeds from the
recording will be donated to that cause. So buy
the song, do something good for someone else
and have a good belly laugh yourself all in the
spirit of Christmas."

I Farted On Santa's Lap

Karen Sharpe | Terre Haute , IN USA | 12/12/2002

(5 out of 5 stars)

"I heard this song on HI 99 Radio station in Terre Haute Indiana. My kids and I thought it was hillarious. Thank you so very much for the huge laughter I heard from my kids. We all needed that this Christmas. Hope you all have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year."

Laughter and a Warm Knee

T. Adams | South Jersey, The 51st State | 11/29/2004

(5 out of 5 stars)

"I must sadly disagree with R. McLaughlin's "As if children need to learn more disrespect" review. Surely we must live life realistically and show love and respect toward our fellow man, but we also must do so being mindful of the fact that we all let one slip out now and then. While respect and honor are due Santa, and gratitude should be given for all that he goes through every 24th of December, I believe it to be healthy to consider that even he must flatulate. Placing Santa on such a pedestal that a child would be traumatized for life to hear Santa rip one is so much more damaging than making light of a bit of gas. R. McLaughlin is right, guns are prevalent in schools and we live in scary times, but I don't think humanity is so far gone that we must be concerned that poking a little fun at a natural bodily function will be the imminent downfall of any impressionable child. Getting back to reality, the actual content of the song referred to one who had so much respect as to try not to fart on Santa's lap, but did so accidentally, not intentionally.

A good sense of humor is an honorable trait, laughter is good for the soul, and it would do all of us some good to not take the lighter side of life so seriously. Further more, I think Santa's big round belly would shake when he laughed like a bowl full of jelly if a bean-fed child did warm his knee ... so to speak.

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