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WTF?

Travis Choberka | New York, USA | 11/15/2005

(1 out of 5 stars)

"OK, this has to be one of the worst, most boring and stupid cds the world has ever produced. I love music in general, all kinds, but this is just not music at all. Listening to the sounds of the sea or even the city at night is more fulfilling then this dribble. Essentially this is a cd of noise, hardly varying from a low white noise sound of "whish" with occasional beeping. I was listening to this in my car and I swear I was ready to start ramming people off the road. This is the kind of music that can drive you insane, and not in a good way. The last track is like 23 minutes long and after about 3 minutes I just couldn't take it anymore and had to put in a real CD. Let me mention that I can listen to what people may consider noise without any problem. For example all kinds of Black, Death and Industrial metal. Those bands have an interesting thing in common, they play MUSIC!!!! Don't buy this CD unless you have the money to burn and want to hear something that could potentially land you in a mental institution. Believe me, here is how you could simulate the experience of listening to this cd:

A.) Give an infant a keyboard and record the result.

B.) Leave a microphone on in your house while you are not there and record the result.



Now, to achieve the full impact of this recording, add in silence every minute or so, lasting for about 10 seconds. There you go, you just made a CD. Try selling it on Amazon, somebody is bound to buy it."