Search - Mike Macharyas :: Christina Aguilera

You bet, another Mike Macharyas album. Hide your women and children, pets and wimpy dudes, Macharyas is back. This time he's wreakin' havoc, beating up old ladies and groping your sister. He means business. He does things HIS way. He's eating fish nuggets and putting ketchup on 'em, cuz he knows how to make Heinz 57 work for him. Dude even grew facial hair for this album he was so into it. No more smooth, babyfaced Mikey-boy who drinks Kool-Aid and eats Fruit Roll Ups. No sir, this is the more mature, serious, and downright AUTHORITATIVE Mr. Macharyas. He's such a celebrity we can't even GIVE out his e-mail address on 14mercy.com. He can't be fielding thousands of fan letters each day. It gets in the way of all his WENCHES he's mackin' on. So direct 'em to the webmasta, cuz Mike ain't got time for that, ya hear? Buy it. It's good. This one is rockin' and hard-hittin'. If you enjoyed his previous albums, you're gonna flip when you hear this one.