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It doesn't come close to Texas Funeral

The Delite Rancher | Phoenix, Arizona | 06/28/2007

(2 out of 5 stars)

"What, Jon Wayne actually has another album out? Yep. So the million dollar question is, how does it compare to "Texas Funeral?" Before responding, I'd like to share some lyrics from the CD. "...Civilization will stop. All people will look to Texas ... Texas will be the center of all learning and knowledge and wisdom. The great pyramids will be constructed there." The chances of this happening are about the same as you enjoying "Two Graduated Jiggers." This album is simply awful and unlike its predecessor, it will not become a cult classic. First off, I have to confess my bias in that I adored "Texas Funeral" and waited years for a follow-up. On this sequel, there are no great anthemic tunes like 'Texas Jailcell,' 'Mr. Egyptian' or 'Texas Funeral.' The song writing is weak and the disc lacks the catchy hooks of its predecessor. It has none of the sing-alongs that made the first release so much fun. The production of "Two Graduated Jiggers" is similar to "Texas Funeral" in that it sounds like a rehearsal that was recorded and officially released. It has the same wobbly rock sound. A difference is the addition of digital effects. Background effects are employed by what sounds like technology from 1985 to create a discordant soundscape. These effects often distract from the vocals. For those who enjoyed 'Texas Studio' (the seven minute spoken word track), this features the fifteen minute 'Texas Assonance.' While it has its moments, it features Jon Wayne by himself and lacks the producer's interaction that made 'Texas Studio' so hilarious. "Two Graduated Jiggers" is also less offensive in that the politically incorrect aspects are more subtle. Jingoism and Texas nationalism were a significant part of the charm of "Texas Funeral." It's still here, but again to a lesser degree. The album has some quality moments and Jon Wayne's presence is still intact. In the end, those who fell in love with "Texas Funeral" will be disappointed by "Two Graduated Jiggers.""