Search - Jon Wayne :: Texas Funeral

One of the ten best country albums ever recorded.

07/30/1999

(5 out of 5 stars)

"Pure awful genius. "Hotter 'n a half-*cked fox 'n a forest far" Jimbo juices the beats, Jon jacks in the sickest-slickest lyrics, a real Texas-sized barrel o' laughs. One of the ten best country albums ever recorded. I want to buy this ole boy a drink. Hell, let's just go ride on my tractors. Send info, anyone..."

Absolutely deranged, absolutely hysterical!

02/01/1999

(5 out of 5 stars)

"Imagine if you will, Johnny Cash, Merle Haggard, and Les Claypool locked in a closet and force-fed a dangerous amount of hallucinogens and whiskey. Their musical colaboration under these circumstances would probably sound similar to TEXAS FUNERAL. If you are at all even CONSIDERING adding this album to your collection out of curiosity, then DO IT! This album is a lot of very original and weird fun! You'll either love it or hate it---I've seen very few people fall in between. If you enjoy this sort of psycho-country-rockabilly stuff, then check out a band called DEADBOLT."

Not easy to sound this bad.

05/29/2004

(5 out of 5 stars)

"The question everyone asks is "Are these guys serious?" I don't know, but this disc contains some of the funniest lyrics that you'll hate yourself for liking. Something here to offend just about everyone who is easily offendable. The music is lo fi, sloppy C&W. An underground classic."