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warrian | Minneapolis, MN United States | 04/14/2009

(4 out of 5 stars)

"Sorry for writing a Tubes review without any bizarre lyric references, inside jokes and while fully clothed, but in a nutshell: This is the best Tubes collection going. It adequately covers the bands first and hungriest phase and contains the entire masterwork "Remote Control" with MUCH better mastering than the current ABR re-release on the market. Get it. You are also entitle to: "a heated kidney shaped pool, a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook, a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home, a king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum, a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi, real simulated Indian jewelry, a Gucci shoetree, a year's supply of antibiotics, a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number, a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick, Rosemary's baby, a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams, a new Matador, a new mastodon, a Maverick, a Mustang, a Montego, a Merc Montclair, a Mark IV, a meteor, a Mercedes, an MG, or a Malibu, a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati, a Mac truck, a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped, a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away, or how about a McCulloch chainsaw, a Las Vegas wedding, a Mexican divorce, a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot or a baby's arm holding an apple?""