Search - Teddy Keresztes :: Tales From The Crypt: Have Yourself A Scary Little Christmas

I got mine autographed!

Johnny Heering | Bethel, CT United States | 11/28/2004

(3 out of 5 stars)

"This Christmas CD features The Crypt Keeper(John Kassir) singing parodies of Christmas songs. The songs are done with the same type of "ghoulish" puns that were used on the TV show. If you enjoyed the Crypt Keeper's sense of humor on his TV show, you should enjoy this CD."

Great GREAT CD

andykaufman534 | New Jersey, United States | 11/16/2000

(5 out of 5 stars)

"I have been a Tales From The Crypt fan since it first appeared on Fox 5, and this album is the ultimate horror collectible. While it has a Christmas atmosphere, it's really funny and for people that like horror movies and chirstmas songs, you will love this. It's a mix of both. Some really great Devilish good songs songs are "Moe Teitlebaum", a tale of a mortician embalming Cryptkeeper's family on christmas eve while they were still alive and "We Wish You'd Bury The Missus" is a song of a husband killing his wife and keeping her around for a year, while her corpse is decaying and rotting in the house. It's so over the top and obscene that it's great. I bought it last night and haven't stopped listening to it. After all, tis the season to be jolly, so put on your old Night Of The Living Dead tape and let this CD spin, you WONT be dissappointed."

Downright Hilarious Tales From The Crypt Horror Comedy

CaptHowdy | Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada | 05/02/2000

(5 out of 5 stars)

"This is one classic Christmas CD.To those that offend easily, it's hilarious playing this when they are around. The twists on all the christmas carols contained within all come as a surprise regardless of whatever song you play. The lyrics can be shocking at times, but overall are quite funny. A cool little item for horror, and Tales From The Crypt fans. A couple of my favorites: We Wish You'd Bury The Missus, and Juggle Bills."