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5 STARS IN THE "PULL MY FINGER HUMOR" AWARD....

T. Reinhardt | east coast | 09/06/2000

(5 out of 5 stars)

"OK... IS IT INTELLECTUAL? NOPE.... IS IT LIKELY TO WIN YOU FRIENDS AND INFLUENCE PEOPLE? WELL... THAT DEPENDS ON IF THE PEOPLE YOUR TRYING TO WIN OVER ARE NINE YEAR OLD BOYS! MY SON ADORES THIS CD. I BOUGHT THIS FOR HIM AS A JOKE...WELL...THE JOKE IS ON ME. NOW HE IS GOING AROUND THE HOUSE "SINGING" (AND I USE THE TERM "SINGING" IN THE LOOSEST POSSIBLE TERMS, YOU HAVE TO HEAR THIS TO KNOW OF WHAT I SPEAK...) THE SONGS. THIS ISN'T FOR THE FAINT OF HEART, BY THE WAY. THE HUMOR IS REALLY CRUDE (READ: THE MAIN THING THIS MAN CAN DO IS FART AT WILL... AND THEY SAY YOU NEED A COLLEGE EDUCATION!) AND IT IS A ONE JOKE CD. I'VE HEARD OF KIDS WHO CAN BURP THE ALPHABET BUT....MAN...WHAT DOES THIS GUY EAT??? ANYWAY, IF YOU WANT TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH A NINE YEAR OLD BOY, OR KNOW SOMEONE EQUALLY ON THAT LEVEL...AND DON'T WE ALL? THIS WOULD MAKE A BIG HIT WITH THEM. ON THE OTHER HAND IF YOUR LOOKING TO OFFEND SOMEONE THIS COULD WORK THAT WAY TOO... I GAVE THIS 5 STARS BECAUSE IT IS EXACTLY, UNABASHEDLY WHAT IT IS.... I WOULDNT PLAY IT AT A PARTY BUT I'LL BET YOU MY SON IS GONNA WANT TO PLAY IT AT HIS NEXT ONE."

... Japery at it's best

Kellie | Livonia, MI USA | 08/08/2000

(5 out of 5 stars)

"For those of you who are easily amused and prefer gut-wrenching, lavatory humor, "Mr Methane.Com" is a must for your CD collection. This is more than just your typical "Pull My Finger"-type farting. Mr Methane performs both original and classical tunes via "controlled anal voicing", a type of farting that is precise in both pitch and tone. In essence, this man sings through his bottom. I know this first hand, as I had the privilege of volunteering as a "fart verifier" in part of Mr Methane's live show when he was in the metro Detroit area in January. There definitely is no trickery here.The original songs on this album, like "Flatulate the Conga" and "Cut the Cheese", are very fun, upbeat numbers. For the mellower crowd, you will enjoy "Spring / Hamlet", "Blue Danube", and "Swan Lake". In addition, this album is a great way to introduce your children, both young and old, to the "fun side" of the classics.The grand finale to this album is, appropriately enough, the "1812 Overture", in which Mr Methane does not miss a beat.A word of caution: Do not listen to this CD while driving or operating heavy equipment, as you will be prone to outbursts of uncontrollable laughter."