Search - John Greenaway :: Three Church Hill

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01/15/2007

(1 out of 5 stars)

"Your previous work was quite good. Your voice was an amazing tool, accompained by strong guitar playing. Your music would help me and my wife make sweet love under a full moon. But now I am barely able to get a hard on. Your vocals have shriveled my balls into fruitless prunes. My wife is very dissappointed, not in me, but in you John. Youe voice was like a howling bachelor, crying for sweet, sweaty love. But now is frail weak, just like my balls. I am strongly against the use of Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra. Instead I preffered your sensual vocals to accompainy my wife's howls. What happened John? But now I am forced to resort to porn. Porn is meaningless, it lacks the pure lyrical majesty that is song."

Very Dissapointed

10/23/2006

(1 out of 5 stars)

"I am not a child. I am however a dissapointed fan of Mr. Greenaway. My rage can scarcely be contained so I will be blunt. This album is a piece of crap. The gentle country crooner we have come to love has totally turned his back on us by recording a series of meaningless mumbling crap. Mr. Greenaway, I have long been a fan of your honey toned voice, sweetly sleeping sweeping guitar music, but now I've come to question this loyalty. Will the next release be better? There are definitley questionable subject matters placed subliminaly across this album, for example. "Look for me no mo" could this be about rape? I think yes. And other tracks such as "Back Tracks" could this be about murder? I think that's open for discussion. For shame John! that you should sit down in Mimosa studios and churn out this drivel. What ever happened to that spirited strapping honky tonker with the heartbreaking voice and a bufont of red flowing hair? Where is that man? where is that singer? he is now a balding chubby naked man, sitting in a leather chair with a guitar, penning his songs of hatred. You have sold out! instead of making good albums you concentrate on making hit songs for MTV and VH1, appeal to the teenyboppers john? is that what you want? What bothers me most is the music videos, in which there are scandalous scenes of debauchery and nudity, scantily clad hoes dancing to your music.

Will you patronize this demon?



Sincerely: L. Eustice"