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New York-based Jesus H Christ and the Four Hornsmen of the Apocalypse are an eight-piece rock/pop/punk/folk/metal/cabaret band. Likened to B-52s meets X-Ray Spex meets Weezer meets Blood Sweat and Tears, the JHC "difference" is horny, thinking-person's, emotionally-bare lyrics protectively cloaked in hard candy pop. All original, stylishly diverse, stick-in-your-head songs about being bicoastal, stealing your boyfriends' Kenneth Anger and Balzac references, compassion fatigue, boobs, Old Lyme, and widower-lust, with roaring guitars and celestial horns. Poignant, laughable, awash in sound and fury, signifying nothing, but saying everything that no one usually dares to say, JHC&TFHotA are really just eager to be held and loved. At which point they'll become distant and forget to buy toilet paper. "Smart, catchy power pop!"- New York Magazine "The musical equivalent to Strangers With Candy!" Time Out New York "Hilarious, nervy and mighty amusing." - The Boston Herald "Hysterical!" - Trouser Press "The most raunchy fun!" - The Boston Globe "Catchier than Chlamydia in a co-ed dorm!" - someone on I Guess I'm Floating JHC set the record for #1 most requested song on Sirius Alt Nation for more weeks than any song ever with their power perv pop "Connecticut's For F*cking!" Other songs on this CD, including Vampire Girls, Happy Me, Obviously, Crazy Guy and It's OK in the USA are playing or charting on: WFMU, KROQ, KPFK, WBRS, KXLU, CFUV, & KRCL, WTJU, WPKN, WNEC, WKDU, WTJU, WRTC, WRQC, WAPS, CJIQ, Z100, Radio Xenu and many other stations. Read more reviews, hear clips and see more photos or buy this at our website.