Subject: I have found a CD that I think you would enjoy
On the Attack
Genres: Dance & Electronic, Pop, Rap & Hip-Hop, R&B
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PhillyRules | 09/18/2005
(1 out of 5 stars)
"I recently bought this album, wanting some 90's stuff. Most of the 90's is kinda of crappy though, and this is no exception. The songs are redundent and I think this chic has some serious relationship issues. I can see why some of the reviews really slammed the songs. The lyrics are so stupid that my kid brother could have done a better job writing them. And the beats are lame too and get tiresome fast. I was really dissappointed by it all. I wish I had seen these reviews on here earlier sooner; they make me laugh. I love the "don't want no itty bitty t*tty" line by the one guy below. Me and my friends even wrote a funny remake of Gillette's No Short D*ck Man, titled "No Flat Chest Gurl" and used the line "don't want no itty bitty, tiny t*tty, flat chest gurl!" in the lyrics. It is so stupid and so dumb funny. I think Weird Al Yankovic should sing it though for good effect. All the girls except the stacked ones in the neighborhood are upset when we play it in our garage. It's so funny. The lines "what in the world are those things?: Tangerines?! You need to cover those up with some band aids hon, wonder bra won't work baby--get the BLEEP out of here!" seems to really get them most upset. I think it is the snickering laugh we make when we say the last part that gets to them the most. My girlfriend is definitely blessed, so she's kewl with it and laughs, but the small chested girls and women almost cry and the nice chested women try to act upset and stick up for the other women, but all the while the big chested females have this devilish wry smile that gives away how true it all is and what they have over the other smaller girls. It's so damn, stupid funny."
Good album, funny reviews
S. Wilson | Fresno, CA | 09/12/2005
(2 out of 5 stars)
"well i had to put in my two cents because these reviews are hilarious.
the album itself is dumb. it's juvenile, and the lyrics could have been written by a 14 year old... well a 14 year old who's worldly wise!
at any rate, gillette obviously has issues. her level of hotness is irrelevant, as beauty is in the eye of the beholder. however, those feeling nostalgic for the cheesy songs we danced to 10 years ago at the club will appreciate this album for what it is... basically the same reason anyone would buy a paula abdul album anymore.
the lyrics are great for a girls' night out when you want to sit around and bemoan the shortcomings (physical AND emotional) of the opposite sex.
it's dumb, it'll make you laugh, and that's about all anyone can say about this album."
Hilarious yet horrible
Shanti R. | Canada | 11/27/2005
(1 out of 5 stars)
"All I have to say to this is: OH MY GOD.
"If you put your fking hands on me, you might get smoked." "