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Appliance first strike.

Nathan W. Walker | delray beach, fl United States | 03/02/2003

(5 out of 5 stars)

"when prolonged sleep deprivation artificially induced by an excess of blue lake 25 from the nth slurpee in a row ceases to be a problem and begins to be recreational all the scattered debris in your dorm room stops being a mess and is in fact exactly where it should be and the sound of blinking appliance lights normally inaudible become so distracting you forget to put on that copy of eskimo you had been planning on listening to but put it on anyway and can't tell the difference and the formerly quiescent orange shag carpet, having mutated via all the stuff inadvertantly split upon it over the course of its lifetime into a form of nearly recognizable sentience gets up and walks out the front door looking for more hospitable climes, this is what you want as its going away fanfare. some parts are short and meant to be repeated endlessly. some are long and the same could be said for them. like the furry creatures grooving with a pict had decided to replicate their collective consciousness via scads and scads of nanites able to access and rewire the programming of remainder space invader arcade shells to destroy and thereby replace atm-machines everywhere in order to act as their ambassadors to the outside world, thusly establishing a sovereign, nuclear-armed state off the coast of rhode island with seats at the u.n., without ever having to leave their cave newly decorated with sentient orange shag carpeting, this is their national anthem. all hail!"