Search - Dwarves :: Free Cocaine

This SO rules!

jason gilmour | Toronto, Ontario | 01/22/2004

(5 out of 5 stars)

"Oh baby! Get out to the nearest record store and buy this monster NOW! It is really a change in direction from the "Horror Stories" era garage type stuff but, it rules just as much! Teenage girls and free cocaine? How can 'ya go wrong? This is the kind of rock'n'roll that makes you want to smash a bottle of whiskey over your head and punch a perfect stranger in the face! Yeeeeeaaaaaahhhhh! Pure thug-punk moronics and super-bad rock'n'roll. The Dwarves rule!"

Brilliantly Bad.

Kate Black | NYC | 03/14/2008

(5 out of 5 stars)

"I just pulled the vinyl version of this double LP from storage and it made me fall in love with The Dwarves all over again. This is the soundtrack if you want to do bad, bad things.



"Gimme the things that drive me insane

Teenage women and free cocaine

I want some free cocaine

From my man who went to high school

Abel said to Cain

Momma was a groupie out on Donovan's brain for

Free cocaine, free cocaine

Pussy, carbohydrates, sometimes acid rain

I just want a sniff of your free cocaine

You know the best things in life are free

And if they're free why don't you give it to me

Free cocaine, free cocaine

I want the 31 flavors, 69 years

I'll take 13 vials worth, I don't care.""