Hello, all you nice people
Johnny Heering | Bethel, CT United States | 10/31/2004
(5 out of 5 stars)
"This is a set of two 74 minute CDs featuring "celebrities at their worst". All your favorite stars spouting all your favorite filthy words. 2 1/2 hourse of flubbed lines, cussing and out-take hilarity. If you are like me, you find this stuff to be hilarious. Here is what's on it:
John Wayne - gives a drunken speech to an ROTC group.
Jack Palance - gets mad at directorial suggestions given to him.
Zsa Zsa Gabor - cusses out a clumsy studio hand.
Col. Sanders - bumbles his way through take after take of a KFC promo spot.
Orson Welles - gets angry during voice-over sessions.
Mickey Rooney - hates recording local promo spots.
William Shatner - hates being given direction.
Louis Nye - records a commercial in a "gay" voice.
Carol Burnett - jokes around with Harvey Korman.
Tim Conway - forgets the lyrics.
Elizabeth Taylor - can't remember how to pronounce the name of her character's husband.
Dean Martin & Jerry Lewis - have fun getting off-color during a radio spot session.
Jerry Lewis - makes crank phone calls.
Peter Sellers - says something dirty during a recording session.
Jonathan Winters - plays a black man who insults every ethnic group on the planet.
Richard Pryor - gives an interview where he cusses like crazy and displays his self-hatred.
Marlon Brando - explains why he hates Burt Reynolds.
Lionel Barrymore - tells the story of how he won a bear in a crap game.
Don Messick & June Foray - perform some hilariously kinky studio improv.
Tom Brokaw - talks about drug use.
Mike Tyson - insults reporters.
Goose Gossage - gets really pissed off at reporters.
ABC announcers - curse in a medley of out-takes.
Earl Weaver - gives rude but helpful hints to radio listeners.
Tommy Lasorda - curses more than anybody when he's mad.
Lee Elia - curses out Cubs fans.
Bing Crosby - curses after messing up song lyrics.
Billie Holiday - is very drunk.
Julie London - curses when she keeps messing up a song.
Ray Charles - gets cursed out by a member of his band, but doesn't lose his cool.
Buddy Rich - insults and bullys the members of his band.
Freddie Hubbard - hurls racists insults at his white audience.
Sammy Davis Jr., Frank Sinatra & Dean Martin - have politically incorrect "fun" heckling each other.
The Troggs - bicker at a recording session.
The Beach Boys - get tired of their father butting in at a recording session.
Elvis Presley - tells what he really thinks of people spreading nasty rumors about him.
Casey Kasem - bitterly struggles with a series of plugs for affiliate stations.
Barry White - gets mad when he keeps screwing up an ad for an upcoming concert.
Paul Anka - tells off his crew after they screw up.
Sky Saxon - acts like the acid casualty he is."
Track Listings (40) - Disc #1